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haiku about little

Posted by jan oskar hansen on February 23, 2018 at 4:25 AM Comments comments (0)

Haiku

Drunk I was last night

Today my wife doesn`t speak to me

I`m sad and lonely

 

Haiku

I`ve stopped smoking

Time hangs heavy in the air

In the smoke-filled pub

 

Haiku

New Year’s resolutions

Bring out the worst in people

Makes them boring

 

the psychiatric patient

Posted by jan oskar hansen on February 22, 2018 at 3:45 AM Comments comments (0)

The Psychiatric Patient

 

Driving home from the shops I do not walk around anymore

I noticed despite the winter is holding us like victimized Palestinians,

a thaw, the flowers and weed by the wayside looked more erect

like they were ready to let their virgin hood go - ok I know about

the bloody bees, my friend the eminent poet, is deeply concerned.

Clive, used to be a psychiatric nurse and always strive to be normal

lest you think he had had been a patient.

The beginning of spring is here new life is coming so despite Trump

the man, who escaped the asylum, we will prevail.

 

the battle

Posted by jan oskar hansen on February 21, 2018 at 4:20 AM Comments comments (0)

The Battle

There was a hell of a fight in heaven; Lucifer wanted

to share power with who would have nothing of it and banned Lucifer

from heaven. But Lucifer who knew of the human weakness

and gladness of shining pearl told them to consume and consume,

and we were blind oblivious of the beggars and the victims of famine and war.

Only when our oceans become a pool of waste and plastic began to react

but we were not ready to blame ourselves, but the producers of plastic bottles.

God is senile, and there is no Putin to take charge to put a cork in the bottle

In the bottle where the evil spirit called Lucifer lives

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

legal pornography

Posted by jan oskar hansen on February 20, 2018 at 4:00 AM Comments comments (0)

Legal Pornography

 

The young man had the ability to get an erection

on demand, but to do this he had no sex life, as he had to save

his ability, but went around with constant lust

At the drawing class for ladies, the door was locked to protect

their blushes as they tried to draw a nude body with a creation

A lady - in a trance- got up an touched the man`s member,

once, twice, trice and he ejaculated all over her face, the hounds

of pornography broke down the door and ate the woman`s head.

blood on the floor and an orgiastic copulation; on the You-Tube

it was viewed one million times.

 

New Year Eve

Posted by jan oskar hansen on February 19, 2018 at 4:35 AM Comments comments (0)

The New Year

 

We are going out to eat early

go home before midnight to avoid the noise,

besides, since we are elderly

and this may be our last New Year; we rather spend it at home.

After a long fight, I got to wear my collar less shirt

no tie needed and my tennis shoes, grey slacks and

my old blazer.

What my wife will wear I have no idea since she has changed

her mind five times, home she dresses warmly it is a cold evening.

With the strict drinking and driving laws, I will stick to a low-calorie

drink I think it is called Zero something.

It just struck me when there is fire-work in the sky people go out

to see, In Afghanistan, people hide in basements.

So I wish a good New Year wherever you are.

 

New Year Eve

Posted by jan oskar hansen on February 19, 2018 at 4:35 AM Comments comments (0)

The New Year

 

We are going out to eat early

go home before midnight to avoid the noise,

besides, since we are elderly

and this may be our last New Year; we rather spend it at home.

After a long fight, I got to wear my collarless shirt

no tie needed and my tennis shoes, grey slacks and

my old blazer.

What my wife will wear I have no idea since she has changed

her mind five times, home she dresses warmly it is a cold evening.

With the strict drinking and driving laws, I will stick to a low-calorie

drink I think it is called Zero something.

It just struck me when there is fire-work in the sky people go out

to see, In Afghanistan, people hide in basements.

So I wish a good New Year wherever you are.

 

the piano tuner

Posted by jan oskar hansen on February 18, 2018 at 4:30 AM Comments comments (0)

The Piano tuner

 

The blind piano tuner knocked on the door

Where I was a caretaker -like I can afford to buy a piano-

I showed him into the music room and left

to read a newspaper.

I heard some clunking as he tunes; then there was a long

silence, he had fallen asleep with his head on the keys.

When he awoke I said the piano was perfect, but for

some reason, it only plays Edelweiss and similar tunes,

not that I care, never cared for classical music.

 

 

the Algarve

Posted by jan oskar hansen on February 17, 2018 at 5:55 AM Comments comments (0)

Algarve

 

The cold northerly wind has died down

if it wants to blow it can do so in July and August

when the heat is unpleasant, and the birds and I sit under or in trees

the time of year when the sun is an enemy.

It is the immense clear sky in Algarve that attracts me, not

the beaches, and the smell of suntan lotion I can do without.

No other country has such pure air it brings the best in people

even the Nordic become mellow and malleable in Portugal.

We are having lunch in Albufeira they tend to cater for

the English palate, food without garlic and onions are not food,

I rather drive to Almodovar and eat Pernil with cabbage

and inhale the aroma of garlic, but not today, perhaps next week

if all is well with the world

 

power play

Posted by jan oskar hansen on February 16, 2018 at 5:20 AM Comments comments (0)

Power play

 

I sometimes think people get what they deserve

Hitler was elected, Stalin too and Netanyahu is also elected,

but when the house falls it's easier to blame one person

calling him evil and thus avoid looking at ourselves

The majorities of the Israelites have a hardened attitude to

the Palestinians, it is as they look at them as vermin,

we have heard that before in another time here in Europe.

When the downtrodden take power they have much to revenge

Usually, it is the weakest that get a taste of their whip.

 

 

The Food & Drink

Posted by jan oskar hansen on February 15, 2018 at 5:30 AM Comments comments (0)

The Food & Drink

I read about onions it isn`t fattening

only it smells so beautiful when fried it is tempting

to add a burger or sausage and that`s fattening.

Fried onion added to Thais soup is out of dreamland,

I`m hungry but had to wait two hours, because if I eat it now

I will be starving later. My dream is to eat and drink what I want

and as much I want, alas, life isn`t quite like this

Excesses are lovely and we ought to do something

extreme once in life before we end up eating soup for lunch

with water and no wine.

 


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